Warrior Ancient and Medieval Rules

[scott holder]

In a message dated 4/2/2003 3:33:05 AM Eastern Standard Time, gar@...
writes:

> A P R I L F O O L S !!!!!!!!!>>

Do not come to Twistercon without bodyguards. Lots of them.

>Hope you like the constant smell of stale farts cuz starting today, I'll be
dieting on Corona Beer with limes and plenty of gas inducing foods (bean
burritos, bean soup, bean du jour, etc) just so I'll be in prime form for
Twistercon. I'll make sure I sit right next to you the whole time or make sure
everytime I feel the need to release a weapon of mass destruction, that I drift
by your table to check up on how you're doing. Gonna be lotsa collateral damage
here, ask anyone who's been around me over the years. I'm a bit past my prime
now but with 10 days to prepare, I'm sure I can get my colon primed and ready to
fire just like in the good old days:):)

>On a slightly lighter note, I have another army for Big Dave to try. In this,
I make some references to the stereotypical miniature wargamer. If it hits too
close to home, blame Greg for the slightly agitated mindset I'm in:):)

Khmer
Pros: Topless, busty Khmer Maiden Guard figures provide very useful distration
to opponent who, if fitting the usual miniature wargamer demographic, has never
seen breasts this close before in his life unless he paid for the experience.
Cons: Dave's own drool tends to slow down the game, make the figures messy and
ruins too many ground cloths.

[Greg Regets]

This is your post.

This is your post on drugs.

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> Finally, the truth comes out.  You want my army.  I why do you try to take<BR>
> if from in the field of
battle!

[Harlan Garrett]

Good one Greg

HG
-----Original Message-----
From: gar@... [mailto:gar@...]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 2:33 AM
To: WarriorRules@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: [WarriorRules] Plagiarized Version of Warrior


A P R I L F O O L S !!!!!!!!!



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[Harlan Garrett]

Scott,

While a good choice for Dave, it has one major draw back. Dave plays very
slowly as is and Dave is lucky to get 3-bound in a 3 hour game; do we really
want to add to his lethargic playing style? ;-)

Harlan
-----Original Message-----
From: Holder, Scott [mailto:Scott.Holder@...]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 9:02 AM
To: WarriorRules@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: [WarriorRules] Plagiarized Version of Warrior


In a message dated 4/2/2003 3:33:05 AM Eastern Standard Time, gar@...
writes:

> A P R I L F O O L S !!!!!!!!!>>

Do not come to Twistercon without bodyguards. Lots of them.

>Hope you like the constant smell of stale farts cuz starting today, I'll be
dieting on Corona Beer with limes and plenty of gas inducing foods (bean
burritos, bean soup, bean du jour, etc) just so I'll be in prime form for
Twistercon. I'll make sure I sit right next to you the whole time or make
sure everytime I feel the need to release a weapon of mass destruction, that
I drift by your table to check up on how you're doing. Gonna be lotsa
collateral damage here, ask anyone who's been around me over the years. I'm
a bit past my prime now but with 10 days to prepare, I'm sure I can get my
colon primed and ready to fire just like in the good old days:):)

>On a slightly lighter note, I have another army for Big Dave to try. In
this, I make some references to the stereotypical miniature wargamer. If it
hits too close to home, blame Greg for the slightly agitated mindset I'm
in:):)

Khmer
Pros: Topless, busty Khmer Maiden Guard figures provide very useful
distration to opponent who, if fitting the usual miniature wargamer
demographic, has never seen breasts this close before in his life unless he
paid for the experience.
Cons: Dave's own drool tends to slow down the game, make the figures messy
and ruins too many ground cloths.


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In a message dated 4/2/2003 10:01:49 AM Eastern Standard Time,
Scott.Holder@... writes:

> >Hope you like the constant smell of stale farts cuz starting today, I'll be
dieting on Corona Beer with limes and plenty of gas inducing foods (bean
burritos, bean soup, bean du jour, etc) just so I'll be in prime form for
Twistercon. I'll make sure I sit right next to you the whole time or make sure
everytime I feel the need to release a weapon of mass destruction, that I drift
by your table to check up on how you're doing. Gonna be lotsa collateral
damage here, ask anyone who's been around me over the years. I'm a bit past my
prime now but with 10 days to prepare, I'm sure I can get my colon
> primed and ready to fire just like in the good old days:):)


Dude, i WAS sharing a room with you at Twistercon.

Jon, got a tent I can borrow and pitch somewheres?

Todd

[joncleaves]

In a message dated 4/2/2003 10:36:33 AM Eastern Standard Time, Thresh1642
writes:

> Jon, got a tent I can borrow and pitch somewheres?
>
> Todd>>

Holder has an uncanny knack for precision strike in this area. I'll make sure
he targets an isolated Greg. What is left of him....

[scott holder]

Dude, i WAS sharing a room with you at Twistercon.

Jon, got a tent I can borrow and pitch somewheres?

>If Greg indicates he's not coming to Twistercon, I'll stop priming the pump.
And if he does attend, I'll promise to step outside the hotel room each time I
blow. Plus, when sleeping, you lose your sense of smell so nobody's the
wiser:):)

scott

In a message dated 4/2/2003 10:39:27 AM Eastern Standard Time,
Scott.Holder@... writes:

> >If Greg indicates he's not coming to Twistercon, I'll stop priming the pump.
And if he does attend, I'll promise to step outside the hotel room each time I
blow. Plus, when
> sleeping, you lose your sense of smell so nobody's the wiser:):)

True, but from what I hear the sound is loud enough to wake up the almost dead
anyways, and once your awake...

Suppose I could hit the local army surplus store before leaving, even Russian
Gas masks can't be that bad...

Todd

[scott holder]

In keeping with this topic (April Fools jokes, not farting), follow this link:

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The "No French" tourney, that's rich. Does that also mean "No Gauls"?

[Harlan Garrett]

Scott,

Yeap, no Guals, no French, no troops label European/Franks that are known to
be mostly French.

Harlan
-----Original Message-----
From: Holder, Scott [mailto:Scott.Holder@...]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 9:58 AM
To: WarriorRules@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: [WarriorRules] Plagiarized Version of Warrior


In keeping with this topic (April Fools jokes, not farting), follow this
link:

Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html

The "No French" tourney, that's rich. Does that also mean "No Gauls"?


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[Harlan Garrett]

GR,

Ok, the Gauls (and their cousins the Guals) and Dark Age Franks are ok. I
guess you and I need to get together and review the army lists and see which
list and troops are going to be disallowed.

HG
-----Original Message-----
From: gar@... [mailto:gar@...]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 4:50 AM
To: WarriorRules@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: [WarriorRules] Plagiarized Version of Warrior


Wait a second there ... Harlan!

Gauls were not French (neither were Guals) ... ~wink~

Neither were Dark Age Franks for that matter, who were a Germanic people.

Most Crusader French, were not French, but were Provancal from Provance,
Savoy,
Toulouse and Gascony. They did not consider themselves French, and as a
matter
of fact hated the French crown more then they hated the damn Paynim. This
was
the primary way that the Angevins were able to dominate the French for so
long,
by making babies with the 'un-French, French" in the southern region. Hell,
they didn't even speak French as a primary language, choosing to adopt Latin
in
the east, and speaking Spanish in the west.

What I would suggest, is that you modify this tournament to allow armies
that
basically 'occupied' France!

As an aside, I feel this attitude towards the French is completely uncalled
for. After all, we have always been able to count on the French to be there,

every time they really needed us. Besides, I think as Americans, we should
respect and fight for the right of any nation to stuff their nose firmly up
Saddam's a$$ at a moments notice.

Greg



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[Kelly Wilkinson]

Once again, well spoken!
Kelly
gar@... wrote:Wait a second there ... Harlan!

Gauls were not French (neither were Guals) ... ~wink~

Neither were Dark Age Franks for that matter, who were a Germanic people.

Most Crusader French, were not French, but were Provancal from Provance, Savoy,
Toulouse and Gascony. They did not consider themselves French, and as a matter
of fact hated the French crown more then they hated the damn Paynim. This was
the primary way that the Angevins were able to dominate the French for so long,
by making babies with the 'un-French, French" in the southern region. Hell,
they didn't even speak French as a primary language, choosing to adopt Latin in
the east, and speaking Spanish in the west.

What I would suggest, is that you modify this tournament to allow armies that
basically 'occupied' France!

As an aside, I feel this attitude towards the French is completely uncalled
for. After all, we have always been able to count on the French to be there,
every time they really needed us. Besides, I think as Americans, we should
respect and fight for the right of any nation to stuff their nose firmly up
Saddam's a$$ at a moments notice.

Greg


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[joncleaves]

Following your premise then, Native americans are in fact not American. >>

Now you've done it. *I* am a native american - I was born here. And no - this
continent has no indigenous ethnic group...

I also think the no-French tourney is a great idea.

[Harlan Garrett]

Finally, the truth comes out. You want my army. I why do you try to take
if from in the field of battle!

HG
-----Original Message-----
From: gar@... [mailto:gar@...]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 7:53 AM
To: WarriorRules@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [WarriorRules] Plagiarized Version of Warrior


Not really Chris ... I just want Mike Forbes to be able to attend with his
brand spanking new Carolingian Frank army. It would suck to have a
tournament
where our newest SA player, with his brand new army, cannot attend.

Actually, I would like Harlan to change from the Later Crusaders. That way I

could play it!!!!!

I always liked that period, and the list seems workable when not played by
an
army intelligence officer. ;-)

Greg



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[Harlan Garrett]

Ok Chris, I am going to review all the army lists and determine which army
list and troops will be allowed. Some of lists might just have a hand full
of the cowardly French, in which case, the list will be allowed, but the
French troops will not be allow. Any of the DFW and SAT guys want to help
me?

Harlan
-----Original Message-----
From: cncbump@... [mailto:cncbump@...]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 1:44 PM
To: WarriorRules@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [WarriorRules] Plagiarized Version of Warrior


Well hold on there bald eagle.

Following your premise then, Native americans are in fact not American. All

of the Spanish tribes are not Spanish etc, etc...The various Germans are not

German. Sure you really want to go there?
Chris


In a message dated 4/2/2003 10:51:45 AM Central Standard Time, gar@...

writes:


> Wait a second there ... Harlan!
>
> Gauls were not French (neither were Guals) ... ~wink~
>
> Neither were Dark Age Franks for that matter, who were a Germanic people.
>
> Most Crusader French, were not French, but were Provancal from Provance,
> Savoy,
> Toulouse and Gascony. They did not consider themselves French, and as a
> matter
> of fact hated the French crown more then they hated the damn Paynim. This
> was
> the primary way that the Angevins were able to dominate the French for so
> long,
> by making babies with the 'un-French, French" in the southern region.
Hell,
>
> they didn't even speak French as a primary language, choosing to adopt
> Latin in
> the east, and speaking Spanish in the west.
>
> What I would suggest, is that you modify this tournament to allow armies
> that
> basically 'occupied' France!
>
> As an aside, I feel this attitude towards the French is completely
uncalled
>
> for. After all, we have always been able to count on the French to be
> there,
> every time they really needed us. Besides, I think as Americans, we should

> respect and fight for the right of any nation to stuff their nose firmly
up
>
> Saddam's a$$ at a moments notice.
>
> Greg
>



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